You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
