Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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