I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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