So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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