told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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