She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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