is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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