she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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