is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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