The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize