I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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