She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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