I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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