I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Randomize
