Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
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I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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