I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
How external is "for external use only"?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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