The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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