Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
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This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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