I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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