i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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