She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
