Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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