Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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