We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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