week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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