Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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