He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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