She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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