So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Let's get the cat blown out
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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