whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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