I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
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