So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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