If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I don't deserve a penis
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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