wrigley field is MILF paradise
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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