You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
wow bdsm is so cute
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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