How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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