would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Bring me that man meat
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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