No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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