Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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