Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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