Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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