Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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