Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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