At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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