This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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