Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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