elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Randomize
