How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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