Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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