Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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