you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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