Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i came on her dog
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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