oh god the rape fog is back!
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
