You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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